Distressed Skinny Jeans

Introducing the Distressed Skinny Jeans! You know, the only jeans that can make you look like you just survived a battle with a lawnmower. Seriously, these jeans are so distressed, they should come with a therapist!

Made from 65% cotton and 35% polyester, they’re like a hug from your favorite aunt—if your aunt had a rebellious streak and a penchant for fashion. And don’t worry about stretching; these jeans are as firm as your New Year’s resolutions!

Available in sizes from S to 2XL, they’re perfect for anyone who wants to look good while pretending they didn’t just eat an entire pizza. Just remember, machine wash cold and tumble dry low—because even distressed jeans need a little TLC!