Washed Blue Ripped Zipper Distressed Beggar Pants

Ever wanted to look like you just rolled out of a dumpster but still managed to pay rent? Introducing the Washed Blue Ripped Zipper Distressed Beggar Pants! These pants are so distressed, they make your ex's emotional baggage look like a picnic.

Made from denim that’s softer than your last breakup excuse, these straight-leg beauties come in sizes 30 to 36. Just remember, if you’re between sizes, go bigger—because nobody wants to feel like a stuffed sausage while pretending to be a fashion icon!

So, grab a pair and embrace the “I woke up like this” vibe—because who needs a full wardrobe when you can just wear your personality on your pants?